ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Acid_Tin** · 12-01-2005, 12:08

Whilst not wishing to appear to denigrate our 'colourful' chums, you can now identify your 'gayness quotient' by taking this simple test.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsi...gayometer.html

Calypso is 30% gay!

Loosen up straight mate. These days women like a man with softer edges to grab onto.

**Operator** · 12-01-2005, 12:16

Woo :D :D

Operator is 6% Gay

You're a walking, talkiing, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!

Why does C4 seem to think it's a good thing to be a raving homo??

**Poppy** · 12-01-2005, 12:20

36%

NOW VERY PUZZLED........................................

**essexbob** · 12-01-2005, 12:20

The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Essexbob is 13 percent gay! Find out just how gay you are with the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter

Phew

**OldSnowy** · 12-01-2005, 12:20

Oh dear.... 25%..... All those years in the Queen's Regiment weren't wasted, then :D

**scotscop** · 12-01-2005, 12:22

Calypso is 100% gay!

I know this to be true, very true

**dui-lai** · 12-01-2005, 12:22

Originally Posted by OldSnowy

Oh dear.... 25%..... All those years in the Queen's Regiment weren't wasted, then :D

I'd say if you were in the Queens Regt, you didn't learn too well did you

**Acid_Tin** · 12-01-2005, 12:25

Originally Posted by manchestercop

Calypso is 100% gay!

I know this to be true, very true

Noise down...go and play cops and robbers...actually, they're both the same in PSNI! :D

And you're only gay if you push back shouting 'Do me big boy!' :D

**scotscop** · 12-01-2005, 12:30

Originally Posted by Calypso

Noise down...go and play cops and robbers...actually, they're both the same in PSNI! :D

Watch it mouth, £20mil + can hire many people

Originally Posted by Calypso

And you're only gay if you push back shouting 'Do me big boy!' :D

You are clearly an expert and know exactly what to say.....

:D :D

**stabtastic** · 12-01-2005, 12:30

Wow - I didn't realise that mortars had their own website?

23% and an exhortation to 'loosen up, straight mate'. No thanks C4, I'll keep how I am....