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    Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

    Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    So, where were you today at 11.00 then?



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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Steady on AB, I only ask because I'm too old to remember myself!

    or did I forget to ask?
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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB
    Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?
    Obviously you are, do you want to fire up the outrage bus as well?
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.[/quote]

    your a Knobhead...

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB
    Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

    Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.
    Someones tired,best get off for your afternoon nap.
    The older I get..... the better I was....

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    I wasnt around in 1896 but you lads all sound young for your age


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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Apparently, fcuk all of interest happened back then but I am reliably informed that one of my relatives exploded on the 25th.

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

    Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business.
    Doing the dishes, heels together with Fairy dripping off the marigolds down the side of ya strides is it then?

    We can't all be sunk to our nuts in fat birds I suppose....

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Ahhh, 5 years, 5 months and 11 days after Ms Cole!

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Playing with my ninja stars.
    We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
    We get all that we want for free
    We’ll kick your ass
    And rape your lass
    Somalian pirates we

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    If I could understand how to use my very expensive Blackberry,I may be able to tell you.
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    If I could understand how to use my very expensive Blackberry,I may be able to tell you.
    If I could work out how to use my very expensive time machine I would be able to show you but I am sadly stuck here in 1896. Still, the exchange rate is good, women are very gullible, traffic is no problem and with no television nor celebrity 'culture' there is no X Factor.

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    1896? I was in the Sudan at the time. As I recall it was dashed uncomfortable and a fellow could not get a pink gin for love nor money.

    The uppity black chaps had had a crack at our square the day before but the Maxim held them and their damned spears at bay.

    I led the men and had at ‘em with cold steel; they don’t like it up ‘em, I can tell you!

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    Re: Wednesday 24th July 1896 - Where were you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB
    Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

    Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.
    No.

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