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**Random_Task** · 11-11-2008, 14:45

Playing with my ninja stars.

**vvaannmmaann** · 11-11-2008, 14:47

If I could understand how to use my very expensive Blackberry,I may be able to tell you.

**Mr_Deputy** · 11-11-2008, 14:51

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

If I could understand how to use my very expensive Blackberry,I may be able to tell you.

If I could work out how to use my very expensive time machine I would be able to show you but I am sadly stuck here in 1896. Still, the exchange rate is good, women are very gullible, traffic is no problem and with no television nor celebrity 'culture' there is no X Factor.

**Sixty** · 11-11-2008, 14:56

1896? I was in the Sudan at the time. As I recall it was dashed uncomfortable and a fellow could not get a pink gin for love nor money.

The uppity black chaps had had a crack at our square the day before but the Maxim held them and their damned spears at bay.

I led the men and had at ‘em with cold steel; they don’t like it up ‘em, I can tell you!

**Gubmint_Agent** · 11-11-2008, 14:59

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.

No.

**IndianaDel** · 11-11-2008, 14:59

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.

I was up your Mum
She does like it up her.

**semper** · 13-11-2008, 10:55

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.

and you have special needs :D

**spike7451** · 13-11-2008, 11:19

On leave & on the pish!

**BPS666** · 13-11-2008, 11:23

Bone post AB

24 July 1896 was a Friday not a Wednesday so presumably we were all down the pub getting pissed cos everyone gets an early knock off on a Friday!

**Bogtejebo** · 13-11-2008, 11:27

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Anybody else getting sick to the back teeth of the self imposed 'great and the good' on this site demanding to know where you were last Sunday or at 1100hrs today?

Who the f*ck do they think they are? Wherever I was, was none of your f*cking business. You bought a poppy and you showed up. Well done you. So did everybody else and we do it every year....so you're f*ck all special.

The oppositte of hand wringing, faux humble, simpering, sycophantic tripe is, at the end of the day, still tripe, it still screams 'look at me', just sounds a bit different.