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**ark-angel** · 24-10-2008, 20:38

Originally Posted by Father_Famine

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

Sadly no re-appearance of the Magnetic Hobo but did manage to see someone hurl their guts up in a most impressive manner. Am off to rest before i continue more Loony baiting this evening.

When I left the mob I did a bit of freelance security work, standing in for guys when they went on leave.
The place I really enjoyed was a very large motor company's spare parts shed in Warrington.
One of the CCTV could be turned 180 deg to look at retail park car park.
Spent many a happy night watching the p1ssed, monged and physically sick.
After midnight the real pervs came out, they thought they were out of view parking behind P1ssa Hut but oh nooo.

I was there, my sweaty thumb on the joystick, my other thumb working the cctv.

made the night pass happily

Not the Fiat place just of the 62 by anychance...

**Blackrat** · 24-10-2008, 20:41

Am now singing "Chantilly Lace" through the intercom. The disciple is literally tearing his hair out. Passers by are not amused.

**Matty0001** · 24-10-2008, 20:43

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha. I am dying here. We need video. :D

**Cr33p** · 24-10-2008, 20:43

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

The gates are going frantic and the intercom is saying "Do not incur my wrath or there will be no more offerings". The one who has sh1t himself is sitting down and i think he may be dead. My disciple seems to be howling at the moon. I am instigating a lull so they calm down.

A fatality will just enhance the doors power to these special guys....

**Blackrat** · 24-10-2008, 20:52

The corpse is up and has wandered off. I am down to three. The gate has opened on four occassions and has tracked two people who have walked past it. The disciple does not seem to be amused by this. He has hit one of his foul chums on the back of the head and is acting all aggressive. The intercom is saying "Calm down my child, calm down". It's not working. The way he's acting, a heart attack is imminent.

It couldn't get any better either. There are loads of fit fillies walking past who are getting the Leslie Phillips "Heeellooooo" treatment via the intercom and no-one has a clue where it is coming from.

**Cr33p** · 24-10-2008, 20:58

it sounds like the evening is warming up nicely

**Blackrat** · 24-10-2008, 21:06

Update: After frantic arguing which ended up with the disciple being sick all over his chums feet, the tramps have now departed the scene.

I am hoping things hot up again in the wee hours. Not impressed. Looks like it's back to the intercom.

**oldgoat** · 24-10-2008, 21:19

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

Update: After frantic arguing which ended up with the disciple being sick all over his chums feet, the tramps have now departed the scene.

I am hoping things hot up again in the wee hours. Not impressed. Looks like it's back to the intercom.

WAAAAAH.

bored person feeling hoorney?

or horney person feeling hois mate?

or mate feeling person who is riding horny?

**Dr-Evil** · 24-10-2008, 21:27

Originally Posted by blackrat_scaleyback

There are four. The bait has been found. The intercom has spoken and said "I bring you gifts my children" and the gate has opened and shut. This has got them rattled. They are looking thoroughly perplexed.

Oh good lord, I was momentarily distracted by the mem sahib and Lo, the children of the gates arrived in my absence!

Sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman! Seldom have I found the need to utilize the text-speak vernacular 'LOL', but in this case I did indeed laugh out loud, enough to wake dear old nanny!

...thats the name of our bloody labrador. Quite incontinent and blind as a bat, just like her owner.