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    Are these cnuts in the forces?



    I'm assuming these shabbily turned out pack of backsliders are some sort of panto type troop entertainment and don't claim to be servicemen.

    Since when did the Royal Air Farce employ Navvies?

    Scruffy, shabbily dressed, poorly turned out disgraces...... the lot of em. More drill required.

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    Fuck me, one of them is even ginger!!

    What a fucking shambles.

    They even make rockapes look vaguely military.
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    RAFREG, says it all.
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    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.

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    'Kinell they even make me look well turned out.
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    No they're employed by Royal Airways, so its okay.

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    They should all carry guitars, and wear ponytails.

    Perry Mason will be sat reading this and fizzing, wanting them on his hallowed acre for some corrective training.

    I know we are apparently fighting a war over there, but its not like the crabs take part, why do they even wear uniform. Why does it need to be camouflage? That fcuker wearing his stable belt over his T shirt, why does he not hang a cowboy six shooter off it? does he think he's Wyatt Earp in Oakleys
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    They look like archetypal 'pan trash' to me - albeit slightly MORE uniform than usually encountered in cooler climes.
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    Is the one third from left a cadet?
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    If his Mum was a sex-toy she'd be a large dildo,
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Nope,
    They aint Armourer's.Arm's are too short,foreheads too low,They're too clean & they have hair!
    Must be riggers or line swine.

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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

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    RAFREG, says it all.
    Dont be fucking ridiculous,our lot wouldnt be seen dead in so much issued kit,I suggest you get down to fucking specsavers.

    And agreed,they are a fucking shower and as gay as Dale Wintons handbag after it has been bukkaked by the members of the communards.

    Guin's get a fucking grip you noncy cunts.
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