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  1. 14-10-2008, 20:49 #11
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    behold...the British Army :P





















    Ahh...there's my coat!
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    MDN:

    You're a caaaaant.... Funny though...
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Is this the beginning to "Ultimate Force"

    Which one is Henno?
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Its the new cover picture for next years LGBT campaign.

    All they need now is rainbow coloured jackets.
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Quote Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut
    They should all carry guitars, and wear ponytails.

    That fcuker wearing his stable belt over his T shirt, why does he not hang a cowboy six shooter off it? does he think he's Wyatt Earp in Oakleys
    It's not a stable belt.It's a high vis belt.
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Is it the line up for "Bring Back Star Wars" that was on the other week?

    I can recognise L-R Darth Vader, R2D2 and C3P0. Dunno who the others are, but the one on the end looks suspiciously like Bennett.
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    Quote Originally Posted by spike7451
    Quote Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut
    They should all carry guitars, and wear ponytails.

    That fcuker wearing his stable belt over his T shirt, why does he not hang a cowboy six shooter off it? does he think he's Wyatt Earp in Oakleys
    It's not a stable belt.It's a high vis belt.

    Fucking....wah......poindexter.
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    It's not a stable belt.It's a high vis belt.
    If he keeps mincing like that it sure as hell won't be a chastity belt... Some hermer from the AAC will jump him in the showers... (Assuming, of course, that the AAC shower.. Otherwise he'll be waiting outside)...
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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    It's the opening credits from "Reservoir Remfs" with L-R

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    Re: Are these cnuts in the forces?

    I can recognise L-R Darth Vader, R2D2 and C3P0. Dunno who the others are, but the one on the end looks suspiciously like Bennett.
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