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    Senior Member Outstanding's Avatar
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    The Best T shirt Slogan

    Earlier thread brought this to mind.

    What is the best / worst / most appropriate T slogan?

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    "Rather my sister a whore, than my brother a craphat" and "ARMY be the best" with the A and Y of army crossed out both made me laugh.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Last seen in the bottom bar, Mount Pleasant Complex

    RAF Roundel in the center of the shirt.

    Above - RAF

    Below - See the person, not the disability.

    Laugh, I nearly shitmesell!
    I still wear grey Y-fronts.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    god is airbourne because he failed the commando course

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    You can turn a frog into a Prince but you can't turn a Prince into a Royal Marine.
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    I'm with HAZMAT, if you see me running away, try to keep up

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Picture of an Apache with "Don't bother to run: you'll just die tired".
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    It takes practise to be a bastard.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    As a connoisseur of shit T-shirts, I was on "Make Bono History" and the dead on "Coldplay Are Shit" like tramps around spilled chips. But the personal favourite in my wardrobe, the one T-shirt to rule them all...:



    Goes down a storm in Gloucester.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    FRONT: Worlds best Dad!
    BACK: I fucked your mum.

    FRONT: Im with stupid >>
    BACK: National Association of Special Needs Carers.

    FRONT: Jesus loves you!
    BACK: Everyone else thinks your a cunt.

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    One that was polpular in Sudan when I was there:

    VSO - The Empire Strikes Back

    One I've always wanted to make is a picture of David Baddiel, Noel Edmonds or Henry Kelly and the logo
    "Genetics Destroyed My Village"

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Classic!

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Simply:

    "Undercover Police"

    "Witness Protection Program"

    People actually ask if you're a member of them!

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Ruckerwocman - THAT gets you several pints...laughed myself ill.... :D

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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    large print "peace"
    bellow it a side silouet view of an M16 (this was about 20years ago)
    under it "through superior fire power"
    Sleep is the release, the nightmare begin's when you wake up!

    Same Shit different day!

    Appoligies for crap spelling as dyslexia is a curse, so is being ugly or stupid fortunatly I only suffer from dyslexia!


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