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What is the best / worst / most appropriate T slogan?
Earlier thread brought this to mind.
What is the best / worst / most appropriate T slogan?
"Rather my sister a whore, than my brother a craphat" and "ARMY be the best" with the A and Y of army crossed out both made me laugh.
Last seen in the bottom bar, Mount Pleasant Complex
RAF Roundel in the center of the shirt.
Above - RAF
Below - See the person, not the disability.
Laugh, I nearly shitmesell!
I still wear grey Y-fronts.
god is airbourne because he failed the commando course
You can turn a frog into a Prince but you can't turn a Prince into a Royal Marine.
Saddam's Law: Shi'ite happens.
I'm with HAZMAT, if you see me running away, try to keep up
Picture of an Apache with "Don't bother to run: you'll just die tired".
Saddam's Law: Shi'ite happens.
It takes practise to be a bastard.
As a connoisseur of shit T-shirts, I was on "Make Bono History" and the dead on "Coldplay Are Shit" like tramps around spilled chips. But the personal favourite in my wardrobe, the one T-shirt to rule them all...:
Goes down a storm in Gloucester.
FRONT: Worlds best Dad!
BACK: I fucked your mum.
FRONT: Im with stupid >>
BACK: National Association of Special Needs Carers.
FRONT: Jesus loves you!
BACK: Everyone else thinks your a cunt.
One that was polpular in Sudan when I was there:
VSO - The Empire Strikes Back
One I've always wanted to make is a picture of David Baddiel, Noel Edmonds or Henry Kelly and the logo
"Genetics Destroyed My Village"
Classic!
"Get out of that door you Goddam piece of shit" and then I felt the kick of the boot on my skinny ass and the small of my back-it broke my grasp of the tower door and out I went screaming like a little girl.
Simply:
"Undercover Police"
"Witness Protection Program"
People actually ask if you're a member of them!
Ruckerwocman - THAT gets you several pints...laughed myself ill.... :D
large print "peace"
bellow it a side silouet view of an M16 (this was about 20years ago)
under it "through superior fire power"
Sleep is the release, the nightmare begin's when you wake up!
Same Shit different day!
Appoligies for crap spelling as dyslexia is a curse, so is being ugly or stupid fortunatly I only suffer from dyslexia!
Saw a teenager in a cinema queue a couple of years ago wearing a t-shirt with "Masturbation is not a Crime" proudly emblazoned on the front.
I'd be inclined to agree
Traffic copper to Sir Arthur "Bomber" Harris, 1943: "Don't drive so fast sir, you might kill somebody".
Harris: "Young man, I kill thousands of people every night".
Mr. Golden makes exceedingly good showers!
Andrew Rayson - Anointed recipient of the Peter Adamson Memorial Shield for Swimming Instructor of the Year 2009 with Blue Riband for Amateur Photography.
Taxi for LCPL Grantham!
Seen somehwere:
22
A number to rely on
From a bloke on a motorbike, written on the back of his T shirt
"If you can read this,the bitch has fallen off."
I am not an alcoholic.I am a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings.
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Using volunteers from the TA to augment capability in current ops is fine, depending on them is not.
Front
I dont have tourettes
Back
You really are a cnut
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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