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  1. 05-10-2008, 10:17 #31
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    On my own tee shirt

    I BEAT ANOREXIA

    I'm a fat bastward mind

    bollox to the pc police
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  2. 05-10-2008, 10:27 #32
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    I had to look twice to twig this one.
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  3. 05-10-2008, 11:21 #33
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    FRONT - Please turn me over so i don't choke in my own vomit.

    BACK - Thankyou
    if god intended us to be European why do we have the ENGLISH fcuking Channel?
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  4. 05-10-2008, 11:35 #34
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Just got sent this one...

    The Official God FAQ

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  5. 05-10-2008, 11:41 #35
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Read on a Para's t-shirt;
    Front; the normal Parachute Regiment wings on the left .
    Back; "So you want Jihad? "

    " We have it.... "
    Airborne !





    lovely! :D


    “It’s SHITE being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We’re ruled by effete assholes.

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  6. 05-10-2008, 11:41 #36
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    "Paras go to heaven, the devils scared they will take over"
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  7. 05-10-2008, 11:55 #37
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    I have tried (without success) to find a photo of one of my favourites.
    I saw a lad wearing one and, once, found one on eBay.
    It's based on the Mastercard advert (and I think made by Republic).

    It's something like:

    "NO JOB
    NO MATES
    NO MONEY
    NO GIRLFRIEND

    MASTURBATION ........... (across the Mastercard logo)
    IT'S PRICELESS"

    ..... not a T-shirt, but, while looking, I found this:

    "Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten?"

    The world couldn't function without money .....
    COULD IT?:

    http://vimeo.com/13029324 (English - 70 minutes)
    or
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EewGMBOB4Gg (Septic - 2 hours)
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  8. 05-10-2008, 12:02 #38
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    "Daddy's Little Princess is my Little Whore".

    Father-in-Law is an ex-Gunner so no harm done on that one. :D
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    I hit rock bottom, the gods threw me a shovel. I continued to dig.
    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.
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  9. 05-10-2008, 12:03 #39
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Quote Originally Posted by Cloggie
    Read on a Para's t-shirt;
    Front; the normal Parachute Regiment wings on the left .
    Back; "So you want Jihad? "

    " We have it.... "
    Airborne !





    lovely! :D
    I have that picture mate! The other one was ''Jihad works both ways''!
    ''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''
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  10. 05-10-2008, 12:17 #40
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    I still like the one after the Falklands. There was a "map" showing the Islands as if they had been cut out of a Union Jack and the words "That's what happens when you pull the lion's tail"
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  11. 05-10-2008, 12:27 #41
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    US Soldier standing on a dead raghead. Caption: "Hey - I just stepped in some Shi'ite!"
    Democracy is not for the people.
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  12. 05-10-2008, 12:31 #42
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Quote Originally Posted by scottishspartan
    god is airbourne because he failed the commando course
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Quote Originally Posted by looney
    Quote Originally Posted by scottishspartan
    god is airbourne because he failed the commando course
    Of course, other t-shirts are available with:

    God is a Royal Marine!

    (He failed P-Company!)
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  14. 05-10-2008, 12:56 #44
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    [align=center]IRAQ:

    It's Sunni and it's Shi'ite![/align]

    Takes more than combat gear to make a man

    Takes more than a licence for a gun

    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can

    A gentleman will walk but never run
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  15. 05-10-2008, 14:38 #45
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    Re: The Best T shirt Slogan

    Funky
    Chick
    Unbelievable
    Knockers

    or my own one, "small ones are more juicy" also by FCUK
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