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05-10-2008, 06:39 #16Senior Member
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Saw a teenager in a cinema queue a couple of years ago wearing a t-shirt with "Masturbation is not a Crime" proudly emblazoned on the front.
I'd be inclined to agree
Traffic copper to Sir Arthur "Bomber" Harris, 1943: "Don't drive so fast sir, you might kill somebody".
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05-10-2008, 08:41 #17Senior Member
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Seen somehwere:
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A number to rely on
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05-10-2008, 08:52 #18Member
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From a bloke on a motorbike, written on the back of his T shirt
"If you can read this,the bitch has fallen off."I am not an alcoholic.I am a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings.
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05-10-2008, 09:07 #19Senior Member
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‘Good God!’ he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.
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05-10-2008, 09:07 #20Senior Member
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Front
I dont have tourettes
Back
You really are a cnutD.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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05-10-2008, 09:13 #21Senior Member
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And from my personal collection..........courtesy of T-shirt hell and Grinfactor
The Major said "Milligan, how long have you been in this man's Army?" I said "About 5 foot 11 inches"
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A pictures of the devil stood to attention with a trident being inspected by a soldier wearing a blue red blue flash
Underneath it said
"And on the eigth day God created the Guards and the Devil stood to attention"
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05-10-2008, 09:26 #23Senior Member
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The Hitler european tour t-shirt always made me snigger,especially as th UK 'gig' is marked as cancelled.
I've got your mothers maiden name tattooed on my arm.
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05-10-2008, 09:30 #24Member
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05-10-2008, 09:40 #25Senior Member
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Ranger up has a good line in tshirts. This being my favourite
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"
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05-10-2008, 09:44 #26Member
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I'd rather suck a slug than F**K a WRAC
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05-10-2008, 09:47 #27Junior Member
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We had a t-shirt on TELIC 1 which had a picture of a Arab sucking off a squadie with " Tell Saddam TELIC my balls!" around it.
Also on that tour there were many dogdey t-shirts in the american PX's in Kuwait. My favourite being a black one with a mushroom cloud on the front with the words "Weather forecast for Baghdad: 32,000 degrees C and partly cloudy". Actually wore that one as I went over th boarder underneath my NBC suit!"Why should I try and be politically correct when I can be right instead?"
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05-10-2008, 09:48 #28Senior Member
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One to wear when picking the niece up from school
Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
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05-10-2008, 09:56 #29
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Sent these the other day in an e-mail:
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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05-10-2008, 09:57 #30Senior Member
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Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
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