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    Senior Member Kakashi's Avatar
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    Bored

    I'm stuck at work waiting for a cnuting c130 thats 3 hours late.

    Any ideas on how to pass time? Theres only so much arrse to surf
    And now I go. Not to do your bidding... But to demonstrate my might

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    Re: Bored

    Go into the gents, remove your boots and trousers, tie your boot laces around your testes and hang over one of the trap doors by your ankles.

    Then slowly masterbate yourself into your own open mouth.

    That should pass an hour away, snowballing your pals will pass another 20 mins.
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    Re: Bored

    Well that beats my "listen to your iPod/read a book" theory!

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    Re: Bored

    Quote Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut
    Go into the gents, remove your boots and trousers, tie your boot laces around your testes and hang over one of the trap doors by your ankles.

    Then slowly masterbate yourself into your own open mouth.

    That should pass an hour away, snowballing your pals will pass another 20 mins.
    you sir, are an artist.

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    Re: Bored

    Pure Class

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    Re: Bored

    You've actually done that, haven't you?

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    Re: Bored

    Quote Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut
    Go into the gents, remove your boots and trousers, tie your boot laces around your testes and hang over one of the trap doors by your ankles.

    Then slowly masterbate yourself into your own open mouth.

    That should pass an hour away, snowballing your pals will pass another 20 mins.
    So thats what David cnuting Blaines been doing for the past 60 hours

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    Re: Bored

    Only MDN could have come up with a "pass the time" idea like that.

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    Re: Bored

    You change your mind when you get the taste though.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Re: Bored

    MDN...

    FCUKING GENIUS!
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    Pure class. Thanks for the top tip MDN
    And now I go. Not to do your bidding... But to demonstrate my might

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