Originally Posted by Ravers

I'm still fairly partial to a spot of Chav hunting with hounds, you could do a nice sideline organising mounted hunts for the gentry and the like. Perhaps a trial hunt through Croydon town centre just to get an idea of interested numbers.

Looking at the Hunting Bill this would be perfectly acceptable as it only mentions the hunting of wild mammals. As long as they have a home (sorry I should say as long as the Council has a home for them) then they are not wild so the Hunting Bill wouldn't apply.

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

Originally Posted by The13thDukeOfWybourne

A slightly cheaper version of the Chavfari, could be to set up a hide outside a JJB sporting emporium. As has been mentioned before, you could use bait such as a 'DAD' Argos soveriegn ring or a Pot Noodle over a pit.

Once trapped the chav could be stunned (for no other reason than for hitting him) then taken home and breeded, so in a few years each household could have a domesticed chav as a pet.

For Odins sake man, its not like they need a breeding programme! Think of the mess one would cause in a civilised environment. You know that once they had started to grow older and you had all the plasma TV's etc that you could find room for you'd only end up turfing it out into the streets to forage for tat inside argos.
Remember a Chav is for culling, not for petting.

Then they could be bread for medical research and the like. Surely noone would complain if they saw a chav being forced to smoke fags or shampoo squirted in his eyes. Or use their skins to make shoes and handbags.

I think the Chav Cav might have something to say about this...

Originally Posted by The13thDukeOfWybourne

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

Originally Posted by The13thDukeOfWybourne

A slightly cheaper version of the Chavfari, could be to set up a hide outside a JJB sporting emporium. As has been mentioned before, you could use bait such as a 'DAD' Argos soveriegn ring or a Pot Noodle over a pit.

Once trapped the chav could be stunned (for no other reason than for hitting him) then taken home and breeded, so in a few years each household could have a domesticed chav as a pet.

For Odins sake man, its not like they need a breeding programme! Think of the mess one would cause in a civilised environment. You know that once they had started to grow older and you had all the plasma TV's etc that you could find room for you'd only end up turfing it out into the streets to forage for tat inside argos.
Remember a Chav is for culling, not for petting.

Then they could be bread for medical research and the like. Surely noone would complain if they saw a chav being forced to smoke fags or shampoo squirted in his eyes. Or use their skins to make shoes and handbags.

A few small problems with medical research on chavs, firstly 'forcing' them to smoke fags? c'mon unless you mean 'make them perform fellatio on Homos' then finding a control group that don't smoke will be impossible.
Secondly (and more importantly) they are so far removed from humans as to make any results as valid as using sperm whales for research.

Perhaps we could have some aknowledgement of our medieval past and go out Chav jousting - the winner would be the knight that could fit the most chavs kebab style onto his lance?

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

A few small problems with medical research on chavs, firstly 'forcing' them to smoke fags? c'mon unless you mean 'make them perform fellatio on TRAMPS' then finding a control group that don't smoke will be impossible.
research.

this is a lucrative specialist 'art' market with a growing potential clientele.

I like the hunting on horseback idea, but I would use the dogs to drive them onto a gun line or better still hunt them with lances. Chav sticking anyone?

When wild boar shooting in Ploand you are positioned in a rivetted trench with full OHP, armed with a 7.62 hunting rifle and the boar are driven onto your position!

This would work very well with chavs in the car park outside a JJB sports.

All trenhes to have LAW to deal with the Saxo's, Corsa's and Civics as they try and run for it!

It might be worth "contacting" BAE Systems to see if you could get a forces discount on the ammo.
After all, it's for domestic use; so no export issues!

did try to set up a similar scheme as modeled on the training dvd produced by the Belgium bloke using junkies and winos.
total flop just couldn't get any sport out of them even with the use of dogs and the vets bills were horrendous.
not sure a machine gun is the most appropriate sporting firearm fine for culling the numbers down to manageable numbers and making the remainder a bit more aware. The idea is too have an enjoyable afternoon sport rather than a shift in a slaughter house.
Pikeys might make a more challenging quarry