Did Google also tell you that no scout assocation is more than 100 yrs old. Lt-Gen B-P himself only kicked it off relatively recently.

One thing that Google probably didn't tell you is that Girl Scout cookies are not baked by the girls, they come prepackaged from a factory, with a Girl Scout label on them. Consequently, they taste dreadful, stick to your teeth and in general are better avoided. Just fork over a charitable donation and everyone's happy. Until next year.

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

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And Biscuits AB [the real thing] , in their tasteful olive-green wrapper, are magnificent with strong Cheddar cheese and fit for any dinner table if the source is disguised and the guests are civilians ...

fed em packets of the ba5tard things whilst smiling on the outside and smirking on the inside

Originally Posted by roadster280

Nah, Biscuits AB (I only just remember them, the white ones) were definitely biscuits, not crackers. As opposed to Biscuits Brown, or Biscuits Brown BGMB which were more or less crackers. Not to be confused with Biscuits Fruit AB.

I am BiscuitsAB the other one is crackers.

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

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And Biscuits AB [the real thing] , in their tasteful olive-green wrapper, are magnificent with strong Cheddar cheese and fit for any dinner table if the source is disguised and the guests are civilians ...

fed em packets of the ba5tard things whilst smiling on the outside and smirking on the inside

Good evening, the eponymous biscuit I enjoy so much.
That's the one in the olive-green wrapper, of course

I still maintain it's a great biscuit with strong Cheddar ... and Jersey butter, of course

Originally Posted by roadster280

Did Google also tell you that no scout assocation is more than 100 yrs old. Lt-Gen B-P himself only kicked it off relatively recently.

One thing that Google probably didn't tell you is that Girl Scout cookies are not baked by the girls, they come prepackaged from a factory, with a Girl Scout label on them. Consequently, they taste dreadful, stick to your teeth and in general are better avoided. Just fork over a charitable donation and everyone's happy. Until next year.

A bit of American cultural vacuum I have so far avoided ... I am duly warned

Not that the places I usually eat would offer that sort of product, and are probably [although I'll have to check] not offered on the shelves at Harris Teeter either.

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Not that the places I usually eat would offer that sort of product, and are probably [although I'll have to check] not offered on the shelves at Harris Teeter either.

No is a fund raising thing and the fucking cookies are expensive about 5 dollars a box. Not sure what roadster280 is talking about for a dollar, they must be some knock offs from china or some such.

The best part is they come flogging them at your door. The child molsters love it nothing like the prey coming to you instead of having to hang round the local parks offering out candy.

Originally Posted by ctauch

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Not that the places I usually eat would offer that sort of product, and are probably [although I'll have to check] not offered on the shelves at Harris Teeter either.

No is a fund raising thing and the fucking cookies are expensive about 5 dollars a box. Not sure what roadster280 is talking about for a dollar, they must be some knock offs from china or some such.

The best part is they come flogging them at your door. The child molsters love it nothing like the prey coming to you instead of having to hang round the local parks offering out candy.

Another fine American institution, like Halloween ... door-step delivery!

I approve [slightly] provided I don't have to eat the stuff [I mean the cookie/biscuit/cracker or whatever]

No wonder they fcuking glare at me !!!

I didn't know they were so expensive. So it turns out that when I thought I was doing them a favour, I was actually costing them about $4!!!

Fkin-A! I may have to revisit that one to avoid offending the neighbours.

Originally Posted by roadster280

No wonder they fcuking glare at me !!!
I didn't know they were so expensive. So it turns out that when I thought I was doing them a favour, I was actually costing them about $4!!!
Fkin-A! I may have to revisit that one to avoid offending the neighbours.

OMG ...what percentage do you tip servers these days?

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by roadster280

Nah, Biscuits AB (I only just remember them, the white ones) were definitely biscuits, not crackers. As opposed to Biscuits Brown, or Biscuits Brown BGMB which were more or less crackers. Not to be confused with Biscuits Fruit AB.

I am BiscuitsAB the other one is crackers.

There can only be one. Fill your hand you son of a bitch!