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26-07-2008, 22:42 #1Senior Member
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All-new NHS 'Safe Sex' campaign!
Folks,
Not that I'm suggesting for a second that anyone who regularly frequents this site needs advice in the passionate arts, but I am aware that we seem to be experiencing a slight increase in the numbers of...errr...younger persons recently.
So, just for them, I give you the (pucka gen) latest offering from the NHS designed to raise awareness of this important social issue!
"Ma baws are full to burst Kirsty...."
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26-07-2008, 23:03 #2Senior Member
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And if you have any questions, remember you can always ask Willy.
Come to think of it, almost all the problems I've had with sex have come from listening to my willy.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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26-07-2008, 23:11 #3
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Personality? Is that a euphemism for cunt?Q. I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?
A. No matter what they may say to each other, boys like all kinds and shapes of girls. And boys are interested in your personality, too."Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
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26-07-2008, 23:19 #4
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This is classic! How did you find it?
You can protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) by
A: using a condom
B: using an empty crisp packet
C: washing your cock with soap after a shag
Answer: All of them?"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
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26-07-2008, 23:35 #5Senior Member
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Re: All-new NHS 'Safe Sex' campaign!
They obviously thought they had already been too daring and risque with 'Willy' that they couldn't stretch to simply calling the girlie 'Fanny', not Jill.
Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Did you end up with glue-ear, perchance? :D Originally Posted by smartascarrots
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27-07-2008, 00:08 #6Senior Member
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Anne-Marie nicked ma Bucky
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27-07-2008, 07:40 #7Senior Member
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Q. The boys in my class call me gay as I don't have a girlfriend. Do you think I could be gay?
A. Not having a girlfriend is no reason to think you're gay. You could be religous and thinking of becoming a catholic priest,thats all.49 Para Close Recce troop. Motto "your Bush is our Home"
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27-07-2008, 09:07 #8Senior Member
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Just pure class hope they do one about drinking next
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