Arby Akhbar eh?

Originally Posted by still21inmymind

I have my own prayer / bedside mat and have been known to answer to the name of Ranjit

'Ranjit' is a predominantly Sikh name and certainly not a Muslim one. Still, who's counting eh?

Originally Posted by RP578

Originally Posted by still21inmymind

I have my own prayer / bedside mat and have been known to answer to the name of Ranjit

'Ranjit' is a predominantly Sikh name and certainly not a Muslim one. Still, who's counting eh?

Fair comment, my mistake.
Are there many cornershop locations in Arbyistan?

Is property big enough to recreate ARRSE Second Life in real world?

Originally Posted by RP578

Originally Posted by still21inmymind

I have my own prayer / bedside mat and have been known to answer to the name of Ranjit

'Ranjit' is a predominantly Sikh name and certainly not a Muslim one. Still, who's counting eh?

Hmm fundimental difference there then seeing as your average suicide bomber is a spinless coward and your average Sikh is a hard drinking punchy mother fcuker who will first try to drink you under the table and if that fails will either be muckers for life or offer you out and will then probably irrespective of the outcome be muckers for life.

Stereotyping me? nah got friends in both communities but I do enjoy a Sikh wedding bottle of Scotch,bottle of Vodka, bottle of martini every three spaces on the tables.

I say "Give them their own regiment" or did we do that one already?

taxi rank is this way, you say -->

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Is property big enough to recreate ARRSE Second Life in real world?

If not, then I think a corner of ARRSE's Second Life island should be turned into Arbyiastan. That way you can practice with layouts and stuff - where to build air defences, brothels, pubs and barracks. You can do a computer model of how many slags you can squeeze in to one small piece of land.

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Originally Posted by RP578

Originally Posted by still21inmymind

I have my own prayer / bedside mat and have been known to answer to the name of Ranjit

'Ranjit' is a predominantly Sikh name and certainly not a Muslim one. Still, who's counting eh?

Hmm fundimental difference there then seeing as your average suicide bomber is a spinless coward and your average Sikh is a hard drinking punchy mother fcuker who will first try to drink you under the table and if that fails will either be muckers for life or offer you out and will then probably irrespective of the outcome be muckers for life.

Stereotyping me? nah got friends in both communities but I do enjoy a Sikh wedding bottle of Scotch,bottle of Vodka, bottle of martini every three spaces on the tables.

I say "Give them their own regiment" or did we do that one already?

taxi rank is this way, you say -->

first and only sikh wedding i went to
totally blown away when the brides father asked i wanted a drink
then gave me a glass and a bottle of scotch

can't remember much after that :D

Advice from Eddie Izzard

"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!"

And they're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! There's five hundred million of us!" -

"Do you have a flag?" -

"We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country, you b*stard!" -

"No flag, no country! You can't have one! That's the rules, that... I've just made up."

Under the new anti terror laws I've sent a couple of local council inspectors to spy through the windows of your house using CCTV. You can set up all the islamic fundamentalist states you want, but by damn you if you've bought that house in a school catchment area whilst living elsewhere simply to get your kids into a better school the whole weight of british law; thus an invasion of your new state will come down upon you! :D

Whilst I have no understanding of the legal procedures of declaring independence I do understand that, if successful, you will become a neighbour to England. As a neighbour to England there is a requirement for you to become annoying.