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    Senior Member buggrit's Avatar
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    Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    She really doesnt know what to do.......

    Clickity

    I was thinking of sending some KY.
    Warning:The above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm!

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Video, deffo.
    Confront the little tw@t and then sell it for profit. After posting it on arrse so we can offer better advice.

    Alternatively learn to like it.
    Adjudged to be a 'Civilized Pervert' by my Arrse peers.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    I can hear Banjos.....
    War Department notice:- If in doubt, brew up!

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    him and this is tearing me apart
    I'd say
    Paedophiles are just fcuking immature arrseholes.
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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    I need to see pics, or a video before passing judgment. If she's a fat hairy arrsed fukker, then he's just a pervert. On the other hand, if she's a bit tight and pert.. he's a pervert with taste.

    Either way he should be bunt alive.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    I think it's what is known as a "wah"....
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    I'd advise her to stop the sleepers and at least get the full feeling.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Quote Originally Posted by EX_STAB
    I think it's what is known as a "wah"....
    try typing in the url in the pic....
    also available in sarcastic



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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Quote Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom
    Quote Originally Posted by EX_STAB
    I think it's what is known as a "wah"....
    try typing in the url in the pic....
    superb, well done that young man, I saw the Taff Wars on that other thread earlier.

    Being ex-infantry, I am too daft to have worked it out, and too lazy and out of date to be bothered to get into that infantry thread earlier.

    Mind you, Darth Vader goes on about the "fakkin British" or something....I always thought that the Welsh were Brithish, in fact, arguably, the first, having been pushed out of what's now England by nasty smelly Germans called Saxons, Jutes and Angles.

    Even so, a mixture of Taff Inter-Gallactic wars, combines with Brittannic internecine strife, is sublime.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    I'd advise her to stop the sleepers and at least get the full feeling.
    Yeh if I was his mother i'd stop the sleepers ... the dirty little barsteward would get my full weeks supply via a nice bedtime drink ... He'd never get himself up again ..let alone raise his dick, on the other hand i'm not his mum (thank fook) but sounds like she wants advice for the pain ... not to stop him, if I knew where they lived i'd send a supply of KY jelly (ease the pain) and a gallon of petrol (hopefully the filthy dirty pikeys will set fire to themselves afterwards) ...

    Incest ... A game all the family can play!

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Well at least she knows where her boy is at night and he's getting some excercise.

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    Re: Can anyone help a desperate mother?

    Great post. :D Can't stop laughing on it

    That's what i call: 0wned

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    Well at least she knows where her boy is at night and he's getting some excercise.
    That's what I thought first.
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