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Discuss HIT ME FACES at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by BarkingSpider That's Sarah Kennedy. She's a muttering old tw a t. Oh, ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
    That's Sarah Kennedy. She's a muttering old twat.
    Oh, and a Radio 2 DJ and formerly of "Game for a Laugh" with Jeremy Beadle.
    And a twat.
    Did I say she was a twat?
    I catch her show on my way to the station in the morning. What time does this woman start drinking/doing drugs??

    6.45am and she is mumbling and blethering like a wino

    She does have moments of pure toe-curling gold though. I caught the "I nearly ran a black guy down in the dark, luckily he smiled and I could see his teeth" moment. I nearly tail-ended the car in front in shock!! I could almost see the glow of the BBC switchboard lighting up from Colchester as I waited for my train. :P :P :P

    If my sense of humour annoys you, please tell me..So I can LAUGH AT YOU!!

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    This fcuking Tw@t...
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_mad_ejit
    It's Gok Wan, matress munching presenter of such Channel 4 televisual treats as "How to Look Good Naked" and "Gok's Fashion Fix".

    He is also on record as saying "I would do Tony Blair". A sick, sick individual if that is the case
    Is he an Arrser then? Because we'd all like to 'do' Tony Blair.
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4paraHQ
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    That asian burd from amnesty international.
    I can't remember her name, but I would happily beat her to death.
    This vile little blart?


    Thanks for the piccie arby. Oh god, how I would love to kick that cnut to death.
    SHAMMI CHUKKABUTTIE Why waste energy on the bitch.... just throw petrol over it and fire her up ooh and dont forget to charge her for the privilege at £1-18p per lt i aint paying. :D :D

    Tie Goerge iamamuslumcuntywankerporridgegobblingtwat Galloway to her though, two for the price of one

    Did I mention she's a cnut


    Edited to ask, why won't it let me call him a muslumlovingporridgegobblingcnut?

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    Re: HIT ME FACES

    Oh it has

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    Re: HIT ME FACES

    John Fcuking Prescott.repeatedly

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    Quote Originally Posted by twosugarsnomilk
    John Fcuking Prescott.repeatedly
    Take one of these:



    And hit him repeatedly with these:



    And we might just be able to set off his bulimia again.



    FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!
    Fuck it.

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    Re: HIT ME FACES

    what about this thing. Kira Cochrane


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    Take your pick.

    Oh and I can't believe no one has done this one yet.



    I'll bet he was bullied at school.
    Spike Milligan, comedy genius:

    "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

    "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

    "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

    "I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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    This one needs a number of slaps



    talentless rubber faced bint!!!
    "Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going.”

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