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Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough - Part
Is it Fooking Easter yet!?Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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Santa Claus cousin, Satan Claus was the guy who gave presents to the little boys and girls who were not good, and had a little extra 5.56 for little Terry Taliban this year.
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And Daddy Bear said "Who's been drinking from your furry cup?"
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Goldlilocks was confused by Daddy Bears last comment, There wasn't any cherry in her lolly.......
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Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough - Part
Originally Posted by smartascarrots 
In order for the average American kid, not to feel different. Marvel comics unveiled their new Super Size Heroes collection, begining with Spider Blob.
all together now...
...Spider Blob, Spider Blob
gets seventeen Big Macs in his gob...
Look out, here comes a Spider Blob.Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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It was then that Dave realised that asking the genie to be fecked by a huge SHAG was not a good idea especially as the S and the G had not arrived yet. Originally Posted by meridian 
'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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"Well ... I know it's supposed to be for Charity ... but are you really sure that's OK, Sgt Slingsby?
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Jocasta did everything she could to help Charles with his diet ....
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M Roux suddenly remembered he had forgotten to order some more plate racks.
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