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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough - Part



    "Y'all listen up! We can do this the easy way or the fun way."
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough - Part


    [align=center]The Sun

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    Pi66ed Baron Needs 3 Bodyguards!
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    The secret of sucessful fly fishing is lifelike tackle.
    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

    http://www.defence.gov.au/army/PILBARA/Welcome.asp

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    Boy, we don't call her pump-action Palin because of any damn shot gun.
    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

    http://www.defence.gov.au/army/PILBARA/Welcome.asp

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    Room service, please send up another man. This one's fcuked.
    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

    http://www.defence.gov.au/army/PILBARA/Welcome.asp

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    Dear Pool Boy, My pool does not need cleaning. Please stop coming round.
    Me ... In the nurse's dorm at 3am ... With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

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    To say Dave was disappointed was an understatement ... this wasn't what he had in mind when his wife suggested a threesome with twins.
    Me ... In the nurse's dorm at 3am ... With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

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    'Dear David,
    you are wrong to put your wife on such a posh pedestal. My tits are definitely bigger. Come round and see for yourself.
    xx Rebecca'

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    'Oh do fcuk orff, Clive, and take that ghastly erection with you. No, you can't join in - I've already got the bath plug in situ and Tamara's quite capable of inserting that J&B on her own. Though you can come back and watch if you bring us another bottle of Bollie...'

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    "We don't like outsiders round here. Go on git, before my wife/sister/mother here fills you full of lead".
    Me ... In the nurse's dorm at 3am ... With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?

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