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    As soon as he got back from the front,Herman was going to slap sensless the cnut who had fed his Doberman those past-sell by date Beans.

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    "Kin'ell, whoever dropped that wants pulling through with a Christmas tree" cried Bert as he led the evacuation

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    [quote="JRHartley"]

    In my Country the wearing of Furry Titties is allowed I tell you
    Useful Korean Phrases No 254
    naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.

    나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
    which translates as

    I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.

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    Run like f*ck lads, here comes the char wallah with the tick book....

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    Eric's Spit the dog act was missing something under 3R
    Useful Korean Phrases No 254
    naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.

    나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
    which translates as

    I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.

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    [quote="Pluvia_Plumbum"][quote="JRHartley"]

    Gordon Brown is beloved by the British people, there is no crisis in the labour party, the labour government is beloved by the British people and des brown is the most poular armed forces minister we have ever had, the lads love him. Next question please.
    'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.

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    What he said ...

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    It was the only way to stop all the butt-sniffing. It worked on the dogs, as well.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    The day after 'fresh day' was always an unpleasant one in the trench.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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