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    Unbeknown to Jennings, he was about to become the latest test subject for the COs' new hobby of Topiary

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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian

    The RSM wasn't entirely convinced about the newly introduced parade dress, although it seemed to keep the lads happy, he felt that trooping the colour would never quite be the same again.

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    Even though he had been blinded in previous combat Gunner Thomson, with the aid of his guide pigeon Clarence, still proved to be a formidable shot

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    One more before proper work


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    As part of her community service order, Naiomi Cambell was ordered to take part in a photo shoot for the ARRSE calender

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    How about some fresh meat


    Although the lads knew that the introduction of bowman didn't solve all their communication problems, they were less impressed at the backup plan to reintroduce "ptarmigan..."

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    As sand was in short supply due to the war, David did the honourable thing and allowed the Royal Corp of Ballets' boxing club to use him for practice

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    Due to the restrictiveness of the masks they were wearing the Padre misconstrued the mens arm movements to grab the accordian off him as another request for him to play "The Birdie song" one more time.

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