Discuss Come and have a go if you think your funny enough in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Audrey's paranoia led her to believe that the CIA were spying on her nipples.
She was right, but for all the wrong reasons....
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Audrey's paranoia led her to believe that the CIA were spying on her nipples.
She was right, but for all the wrong reasons.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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With the UK national debt running out of control, Gordon Brown's clandestine "trafficking of hot Asian Babes for the sex trade" idea was having teething troubles
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Poirot and Sherlock Holmes knew they had a hard task, being asked by the Red Cross to find 7 Million Jews that the Third Reich has 'Mislaid'
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"BACK OFF!!. WAY OFF, MR THATCHER!!!"
I know you may be gittin' nuttin' in the marital bed, but Nancy paid good Yankee dollars for this by mail order.
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As Troop Leader, Prince Harry had a certain influence over what the guys in the Troop would be wearing for the next Regimental fancy dress Ball.
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With his new 'China Boy' Holster strapped to this leg Ronald felt like a cowboy all over again.
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