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  1. 22-07-2009, 10:24 #5791
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough



    Audrey hoped to attract more men by advertising her hot pussy.
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  2. 22-07-2009, 19:38 #5792
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

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    The "highly respected" Armed Forces Minster steadfastly refused to acknowledge that there were too few helicopters available to troops in Afganistan and brought in his lovely assistant Audrey to demonstrate the depth of the Govenment's commitment
    Unquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

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    It was then that Audrey realised that she had confused TAMIFLU for FANNYFLU
    'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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    "Well thats Kabul sorted. Better get across the border quick, Peshawars next!"
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough




    Daphne never did understand the song, "its cool for cats"
    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.



    Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough



    It wasn't payday yet, so nobody had 50p to spare.
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Quote Originally Posted by meridian
    "Step up the pace, Carstairs.One of them seems to fancy you".
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Walk faster, Elsie, I think the one with the glasses fancies me ...

    [edit = two minds with a common thought there! ]
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    That knobhead chinook regretted the day he gripped these two "walts" by the throat...
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    Fanny found this a highly efficient way to dry her hair, but the funny whistling noise could get annoying
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