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14-03-2010, 19:14 #8671Senior Member
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It didn't matter how realistic the dummy was, Vincent was still the world's worst ventriloquist.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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14-03-2010, 19:16 #8672Senior Member
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It only took a chance encounter and a spot of blackmailing the producer's wife to secure John Thaw the 'Regan' gig. The rest, as they say, was history.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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14-03-2010, 19:16 #8673
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"You know you want to give your Ol' Grandad one of our 'special kisses?'"
Originally Posted by Porridge gun
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"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
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"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
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14-03-2010, 19:19 #8674Senior Member
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Older,but no wiser.
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14-03-2010, 19:22 #8675Senior Member
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Older,but no wiser.
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14-03-2010, 19:29 #8676Senior Member
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Fer fecks sake Padraig, I keep telling you that's not the way to cook a pig
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14-03-2010, 19:38 #8677Senior Member
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[wrong thread, but I'll bite .... ]
"I've fukked all of you, now it's your turn to reciprocate."
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14-03-2010, 19:40 #8678Senior Member
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As a 2012 Olympic trial for a new high jump format ends - the majority vote to retain the original format due to Health and Safety issues. Originally Posted by meridian
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Mix two tablespoons of Fuller's earth with one egg white and apply as a mask every day.
"I will paint your balls the colour of hazel nuts and inform a bag of squirrels that winter is coming"
To those who understand, no explanation is necessary. To those who do not, none is possible.
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14-03-2010, 20:33 #8679Senior Member
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I always though we should be playing Russian roulette with a revolver. Originally Posted by meridian
No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66
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14-03-2010, 20:54 #8680Senior Member
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Sorry Sophy.I forgot.
Older,but no wiser.
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14-03-2010, 23:01 #8681Senior Member
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[quote="JJ_Wrinkly_Old_Git"]
Originally Posted by meridian
Paddy, when I said hang about I'll only be a minute I meant, fcuk it forget it
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14-03-2010, 23:05 #8682Senior Member
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Shlomo the Self-Hating Jew was determined to break into Auscwitz. Unfortunately, he fell foul of Nazi laws on the mentally ill.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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15-03-2010, 00:42 #8683Senior Member
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The monthly Weight Watchers' Orgy Night.Heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter.
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15-03-2010, 02:54 #8684Senior Member
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Chef Ramsay would soon be explaining to him why 'F' didn't just stand for Food...
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15-03-2010, 03:01 #8685Senior Member
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I said you should have a banjo on your knee, not a Ben-JoeHeart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter.
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