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    MPs of all Parties started cutting back on travel expenses.

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    Stripped of the defensive suite and theatre-specific armour, Jackal didn't look quite so sexy.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel

    CO's got piles again Sar'nt Major.
    Spike Milligan, comedy genius:

    "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

    "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

    "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

    "I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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    SYBIAN SADDLES A SPECIALITY -- FOLLOW THE HUNT AND BECOME A BIG . . . LADY.
    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

    http://www.defence.gov.au/army/PILBARA/Welcome.asp

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    SYBIAN SADDLES A SPECIALITY -- FOLLOW THE HUNT AND BECOME A BIG . . . LADY.
    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

    http://www.defence.gov.au/army/PILBARA/Welcome.asp

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