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Mary was hoping Fred's suggestion of a 'dirt pipe milkshake' was not as unpleasant as it soundedThe ARRSE Online Filth Masterclass http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=112587.html
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This 'wanking into a glass' idea was so much better than giving a blowjob
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Daphne thought bukakke was such a sophisticated name for a cocktail.
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Mary was hoping Fred's suggestion of a 'dirt pipe milkshake' was not as unpleasant as it soundedWe need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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"Having just blown back down the felching straw Victoria was amazed to discover that she had successfully retrieved half a pint of her brother's precious jism from her daughter's hoop" Originally Posted by meridian
Mary was hoping Fred's suggestion of a 'dirt pipe milkshake' was not as unpleasant as it sounded
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As chief cashier at the sperm bank, Mary had yet to get to grips with stocktaking.
'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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Mrs Hambleton-Smythes' Vicarage Bukkake party went down a storm with the Womens Institute
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Spit, swallow or snort , Mary was game for anything
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Dave's semen donation impressed everyone in local WI considering it was his third one that morning.
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Maximuscle went 'au natural' with their new protein shakes
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[quote="JRHartley"]
Surpsisingly Daphne had to nip over to farmer Smiths before making a Vodka Red BullUseful Korean Phrases No 254
naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.
나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
which translates as
I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.
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