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    Mavis was beginning to regret signing up for the first coil trials at the gyno clinic

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    George realised too late that his wife had misheard his request to 'Lie naked on the Axeminster whilst he shot his load over her'

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    The BBC decided to cancel the Cardiff heat of 'One man and his dog'

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    Although Sarah was delighted with the prototype Orgasmatron, Sid was less convinced.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Rin Tin Tin didn't mind the sodomy so much, but the felching was a bit too far.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Just occasionally, having defence procurement performed by non-military types had it's advantages as the order for operational ammo on stripper clips showed.

    Taxi for one? Bit early yet...
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    RTFQ provides concrete proof he didn't die in that Spanish aircrash after all.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    "and when I press this button, the entire west Bank will dissapear in a cloud of strontium 90"

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    Bill hoped that by giving Satan the alsatian the heimlich manoeuvre, he would eventually recover his wifes' left arrse cheek.

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