ARmy Rumour SErvice

**brownhat** · 31-07-2008, 11:09

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by YesItsMe

This wasn't quite what Simon had in mind when he paid the girls to get out and strum themselves while he watched.

Tiny Tim comes out of closet.

**Murphy_Slaw** · 31-07-2008, 11:15

Originally Posted by YesItsMe

The juniors hated it , when the naked bar turned into a "who could urine the furthest" competition.

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 11:23

The KKKs' annual pantomime came to an abrupt halt when they saw they had an uninvited guest

**redsquirrel** · 31-07-2008, 11:28

Originally Posted by meridian

Unfortunately, Eric and Doris had misread their invitation to the fancy-dress party and decided to come as Fatman and Ribbin.

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 11:32

Originally Posted by meridian

Lydia and Marjorie felt a little foolish when they realised that they had misheard the offer of getting their hands on a massive clock

**blue-sophist** · 31-07-2008, 11:35

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Stealing these traffic cones for a joke was one thing, but where are we going to hide this?

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 11:45

With a little imaginative use of some string and a black felt tip pen Grunhilda was able to successfully disguise the scabs on her breasts as a bra

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 11:47

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Madeline Mcaan pictured with her Mother at her first, and unfortunately last, Christmas fancy dress party

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 11:54

As she quietly slid her finger in and out of her moistened mound, Amy was glad she had waited 6 months until Alphonso had an opening. Only the touch of Alphonsos' fingers running through her wet hair could transport her to such heightened arousal.

**Redmon1** · 31-07-2008, 12:00

Before they went public with Dolly the cloned sheep they had to address the situation of what they would do with there flawed first attempt, Percy the cloned chihuahua