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  1. 19-06-2008, 12:04 #11
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Ooh, 'ello Sailor
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  2. 19-06-2008, 12:04 #12
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Honest you can't get pregnant from jiz in the water-anyway I scooped it out
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  3. 19-06-2008, 12:05 #13
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Darren knew that you needed Balls of Steel to join the SBS
    Useful Korean Phrases No 254
    naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.

    나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
    which translates as

    I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.
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  4. 19-06-2008, 12:09 #14
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

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    My pathetic starter

    "June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"
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  5. 19-06-2008, 12:12 #15
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Wendy had no luck when she asked her Friends to look for her strap on!
    Useful Korean Phrases No 254
    naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.

    나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
    which translates as

    I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.
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  6. 19-06-2008, 12:13 #16
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Wendy had to put on a brave face, after all, they WERE family.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Quote Originally Posted by meridian
    Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

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    My pathetic starter

    "June wasn't quite sure what a spit roast was, but she knew she was going to find out soon"
    June was hoping for a gang bang....little did she know that they were raving homo's
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    Lucy didn't know what to do, she was stuck between a spakk and a tard place.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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  9. 19-06-2008, 12:18 #19
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    [quote="meridian"]Just exactly how witty is the ARRSE NAAFI?


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    Norris was laughing at the people from the council estate admiring his new pool
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  10. 19-06-2008, 12:28 #20
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    [quote="meridian"]Absolutely, ARRSE has got talent

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    Having failed selection for 49 para Dawn encouraged her family to but a brave face on it and try for the RAF
    Useful Korean Phrases No 254
    naneun yeong-gug-ui gun-in , naneun dangsin-i jigeum na-ege polo leul chwihal su issseubnida chong-al i bujog haessda.

    나는 영국의 군인, 나는 당신이 지금 나에게 포로를 취할 수 있습니다 총알이 부족했다.
    which translates as

    I am a British Soldier and I have run out of ammo, you can take me prisoner now.
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