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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Quote Originally Posted by labrat



    The whole mess was impressed with what a neat job they'd made of Legs's operation
    However, they still kept their distance because they been unable to cure the smell.

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    row row row your boat ...
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    the one to get his hands out first has lost
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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    Quote Originally Posted by labrat

    So explain to me again darling. What does "pulling a train on her" actually mean?
    Spike Milligan, comedy genius:

    "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

    "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

    "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

    "I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

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    it's not that easy to make a film about the sex life of hamsters
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    Right, so there's four of us standing around. Who's working?
    "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilipepper


    This telescope you bought is crap.
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    [quote="YesItsMe"]


    My parents always said I was backwards.

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    Tims new 'What the butler saw' machine set off a furious group trouser w @ nk amongst his mates

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    Miriam strengthened her forearms for the bukkake session down at the Rotary club later that evening.

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