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Susan soon realised that buying the Jarrod size anal beads was a big mistake.whitmos likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 30-08-2012, 17:47 #13392Afterwards Derek do you want to go over Jeremy's plums for reducing buggery constraints while stationary like lightning ?
Originally Posted by BoomShackerLacker 
Afterwards Derek do you want to go over Jeremy's plans for reducing budgetary constraints in stationery and lightingApparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
"If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."
Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."
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- 30-08-2012, 17:58 #13393
And... cough!Fred Astaire ate my hamper!
If they should once obtain a connivance, they will press for a toleration, from thence to an equality, from an equality to a superiority, from a superiority to an extirpation of all contrary religions. John Pym 1584-1643.
I reserve the right to say what the fcuk I like. The serried ranks of headstones in Flanders, Normandy and elsewhere give me that right.
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Cries of foul play abounded as the finger slipped home. Strangely, the aggrieved party declined to comment.
If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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Budgerigar complains after alighting on King's Cross Station. Originally Posted by Cutaway "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
- 30-08-2012, 22:58 #13396
Sappers fulfilling the age old tradition of "trophy hunting". Even the Trafalgar square Christmas tree wasn't safe.
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Oh yeah that's it! Don't stop! Don't stop! Aaahh and I'm spent.
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Male rape featured as a demonstration sport at this years olympics.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 31-08-2012, 07:03 #13399Senior Member
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The adult instructor course covered all aspects of cadet training.whitmos likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 31-08-2012, 07:26 #13400
And now over to Eddie Waring:
"Well, it's an up and under on the left wing and the ball is dangerously close to the Castleford line."
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