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It has not been confirmed weather the officer who was shot was serving with the highway patrol or the fashion police.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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Richard Gere's hamster get its 6 monthly check up
It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,
As true today as in 1320.
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It got to the point where JJH couldn't stand being stalked by the Slugster anymore.phil245 likes this.Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project
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"Magnum Force Goes To Wimbledon" was starting to stretch credibility within Hollywood, with it's need to make sequels.JoeCivvie likes this.
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Or the rest of your life if you tried to eat it all in one go. The rest of your life being about 30 minutes until the heart attack kicked in....
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Time saving "Vomit in box" for busy pub goers.
No need to eat just drop on the floor for that perfect "pavement pizza" look.-------------------------------------------------------------
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The trials of the new musical spitoon were going well.JoeCivvie likes this.'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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What Fang Farrier gets up to in his cellar at the weekend.
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3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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Take that... that... annnnnnnnnd that...!
Bloody Jacob Rees-Mogg"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
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MDN got bored of hamsters, and moved on to bigger things.
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