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  1. 13-07-2012, 13:21 #12421
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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post


    My mum says men who wear tights are a bit funny. Are you a bit funny?
    No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post


    What do you mean - until normal service is resumed?
    No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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    I bought a blow up woman the other day, I took it straight back to the shop. The fellah asked what was wrong with it. For a start I said, she's bald and she's also got a bloomin great cock. He had a quick look and then handed it me back saying, you've got it inside out.
    'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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    "My bruvver's got a bigger one than yours, so there."
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    PARA Mortar Platoon training started with understanding the equipment.
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    A bit higher, dear … BBC 2 is still a bit wobbly.
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    "This could fit Maddie … hop over here, dear."
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    "Look I'm from the temping agancy OK? Aparantly 'Darth Vader' has called in sick, AGAIN"
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    Womens Auxillery Balloon Corps ( naturist platoon) demonstrate the new "mini parachute".
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