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After budget cuts, the afterburner on the new F35 left a bit to be desired.
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Dereck wasn't sure if he'd chosen the right curry house for their first dateIt is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,
As true today as in 1320.
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The vegetarian lobby finaly came up with a reasonable arguement.phil245 likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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Using napalm as lube resulted in a visibly diffent creampie.Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
"If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."
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- 09-07-2012, 11:35 #12365
Mike wondered whether his liver could survive before the beer goggles kicked in.Civvy Scum likes this.Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
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- 09-07-2012, 11:57 #12366
"Right, I'm gonna eat your pork, then you'll gonna eat my liver!"
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- 09-07-2012, 11:59 #12367
"Nope, I'm not grilling kippers. What makes you say that?"
Fat Cav
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
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"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
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As Dave struggled with his hangover, the only rationale explanation he could find for the disappearance of the lovely young slim brunette he had left the pub with, at 2am, was that this hippogrillopig had cooked and eaten her
.It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,
As true today as in 1320.
- 09-07-2012, 13:06 #12369
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Is that a hippobarbiepig in Strine ?whitmos likes this.Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
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More cracks found in M4 flyover, church offers help.'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
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