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The IOC had some doubts about the Bulgarian Women's Shot-put competitor.
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After the death of Steve Jobs, Apple production went downhill fast.
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Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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Inspector Knacker of the Yard at Leveson: No your Hhhhonourship, our forensic h'analysis, found no h'evidence of the incriminatory kind on my computer."As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
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When Desmond said 'lets go fuck some RAM this was not what Rasta had in mind Originally Posted by smartascarrots
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Luckily for Emma, this would not be her last encounter with a rampant rabbit.swampypants likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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The trouble with internet forums is, you always find a couple of tits on the computer.
Albertous likes this.Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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Whilst he certainly had chestnuts roasting by an open fire, they definitely meant that he wasn't going to have himself a very Merry Christmas THIS year.
- 09-07-2012, 09:31 #12359
The cramp, spoiling a good suit and the bronze spray paint suddenly became irrelevant . . .
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"Well that boyfriend didn't last long, best I get on ARRSE for another". Thought Big Bird
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