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    Re: Come and have a go if you think your funny enough

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    Uncle Jim showed how close he was to the safe door when it exploded and hit him in the face.
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    Despite his new-found freedom of expression, Dan-the-Man wasn't sure about the modelling job
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    The banana marketing board were beginning to have second thoughts about using Vanessa Phelps in their new campaign.
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    you ought to wash you ears dear ....
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    look out - don't go into the light
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    that's what i call brown eyes
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    Rohypnol drunk - check, asleep - check, in bed- check . .
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Get back inside folks - those fireflies or fast, and lethal!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    ja, das iss mein fater, unt mein grundfater alsso!
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    it's only a short cut here you know
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