Discuss Come and have a go if you think your funny enough in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; - I could slip my hand under the blanket, Watson - nobody would notice, I'm sure.
- Fuck off Holmes, I'm watching that girl in the red coat blow John Pertwee....
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- I could slip my hand under the blanket, Watson - nobody would notice, I'm sure.
- Fuck off Holmes, I'm watching that girl in the red coat blow John Pertwee.
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- 15-06-2012, 12:32 #12142Senior Member
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Why yes, I am Krytons mother, how did you know?
[/QUOTE] 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 15-06-2012, 12:38 #12143
She was proud - it had only taken her 3 years and 45 miles of wiring, but she'd finally managed to change a 3-pin plug by herself!phil245 and Nobby Sapper like this."YOU - Assume the position!"
- 15-06-2012, 12:40 #12144
A Modern Mechanical Mother was far more popular than A Modern Military Mother because at least you could turn the fucker off."YOU - Assume the position!"
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After getting his finger stuck in his pipe, Derek's blushes were the least of his worries, realising he'd just been snapped by Titanic's chief photographer.
Servicing Helicopters In Tactical Environments
- 15-06-2012, 15:32 #12146
Getting his finger stuck on top of the live coals in his pipe hurt like a bastard, but he be damned if he'd lose his cool in front of a mere girl."YOU - Assume the position!"
- 15-06-2012, 15:51 #12147
The Joint Prince Detection Unit chalks up another success.
It was like that when I got here.
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- 15-06-2012, 15:58 #12148
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- 15-06-2012, 16:23 #12149Senior Member
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On arrival in the Shetlands K13EOD negotiates the price of dope with the natives.Sparky2339 likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 15-06-2012, 16:25 #12150
Joanna Lumley welcomes the first Gurkha to Aldershot.BONNACON likes this."YOU - Assume the position!"
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