- 13-06-2012, 12:28 #12121Senior Member

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- 13-06-2012, 13:05 #12123
The bride thought it would be funny to show the Groom what he's getting tonight, the Bridemaids thought it was funny to remind the Groom what he got last week
Fat Cav
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
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- 13-06-2012, 14:54 #12124
Women proving that they are indeed a bunch of cunts.The only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.
- 13-06-2012, 14:56 #12125
'Take a good look, buster - after the ceremony you won't be seeing any again'.The only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.
- 13-06-2012, 18:54 #12126Senior Member

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"It were the one in the middle wot dun it, officer. I'd recognise 'er anywhere!"We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
- 14-06-2012, 01:41 #12127
The Annual meeting of the Toulouse-Lautrec Appreciation SocietyThe only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.
- 14-06-2012, 01:57 #12128Senior Member
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And suddenly there was a new test aroma for respirator testing!
It made a change from pear drops.It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,
As true today as in 1320.
- 14-06-2012, 22:25 #12129

Jay: Is this you Mr Cameron with Derek, Alton Towers, 1987?
PM: I honestly can't rememberLast edited by BoomShackerLacker; 22-06-2012 at 17:03.
"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
- 15-06-2012, 00:12 #12130
...so I said look Sergeant, I don't care how long you have been on board this ship, I'm royalty and an officer so take your cock out of my ear....




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