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    It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,

    As true today as in 1320.

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    Andre hated loosing his car keys.
    High on life. And glue.

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    Sherlock immediately solved the case of the missing medicine balls.

    It was like that when I got here.

    If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.

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    Sherlock immediately solved the case of the missing medicine balls.

    Brize had taught her to always have her reserve ready.
    Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project

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    Andre hated loosing his car keys.
    The girls helped Nanotm retrieve his laptop.
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    Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project

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    Finally the cause of Costa Concordias failure to remain level is exposed.
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    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    The new "Ooh" Level in Biology classes go into more detail !
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    Here's to a long life and a merry one
    A quick death and an easy one
    A pretty girl and an honest one
    A cold beer and another one!












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    The new "Ooh" Level in Biology classes go into more detail !
    I may be wrong but suspect that's the A level!
    It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,

    As true today as in 1320.

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    Mis-hearing Bear Grylls he tried to get his poo cling-filmed BEFORE he had a crap.
    "YOU - Assume the position!"



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    "Quick run the fuckers are hunting in packs now"

    Here's to a long life and a merry one
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