Discuss Come and have a go if you think your funny enough in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Elspeth couldn't help but feel that professionalisation had taken the fun of improvisation out of the hokey-cokey....
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Elspeth couldn't help but feel that professionalisation had taken the fun of improvisation out of the hokey-cokey.We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
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"That was a particularly severe punishment from the MODs !" thought RearWords after her flange had been welded shut.Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
"If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."
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Nigel Mansell decided to use a ribbed tickler....after all he never used slick rubber in the wet.
Originally Posted by meridian 
Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
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- 14-10-2010, 13:27 #10015
Originally Posted by Sky News
Fat Cav
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
- Don Williams Jr.
"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
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- 14-10-2010, 13:37 #10016
Deidre was always getting things the wrong way round, so when she 'squeezed her boy into the Seimens' she must have been confused to what her husband had said to one of his 'special' friends
Fat Cav
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
- Don Williams Jr.
"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
- Anon
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"No sorry Mr Policeman I dont recognise the bottom that was squating over me when I woke up. Shall I put my cock back in their mouths to see if any of them feel the same?" Originally Posted by meridian
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Hilts was known as the 'Cooler King' long before he got Stalag Luft III Originally Posted by meridian
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Belatedly, Doris realized that she should have frozen her eggs
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"You are right Hattie, it does taste just like spunk".You're all puffs.
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