1. Do not attack people because of their race, ethnicity, religion, gender or sexuality.

2. Do not post anything that is operationally or personally sensitive if it isn't already in the public domain.

3. Do not post pornography (gash shots, scat etc etc) or links to pornographic websites.

4. The Mods reserve the right to remove anything else they don't like as well.

5. Do not harass or 'stalk' other members either on the open site or by PM.

6. Bans and O2 taggings are the likely result of violating the rules, particularly if we don't like you.

7. If you have any complaints about the content of the Arrse Naafi or Arrse generally, contact the forum moderators or the site admins

Let The Rules of ARRSE be your guide...if needed.

A warning, whilst this place is pretty robust I will not tolerate posts which link to porn sites.

The warning is final.

Post once and risk an O2 tag, post twice and get a ban.

In addition and reiterating old rules.

Think before posting!

Prior to starting a new thread ask yourself:

1. Is it funny
2. Will I be mocked,
3. Am I a c0ck
4. Has it been done before
5. Does it belong in a sticky
6. Is it appropriate for the NAAFI and NAAFI clientèle.
7. Do I belong ere, do I get it, am I just porting for the sake of posting
8. Will people benefit from my new thread / post

Just a bit of a refresher for the above posts and to add a couple of points:

1: If you are a never served civilian, please respect that this is a forum for soldiers, ex soldiers etc to chew the sh1t, catch up, tell lies and have their own little corner of the internet. You are tolerated as its naive to think that not all are bad and some genuinely contribute. Sadly of late there are increasing numbers of this type infecting the site and conducting themselves like cunts. Knock it off or fuck off and play somewhere you are either liked, welcome or wanted.

2: Sockpuppets - Why? If you are too gutless to have a pop just log off until you find a spine. Its not funny, really it isn't. Please just stop it.

3: Chatroom - its become a den of bitchfesting, fuckwittery and general cringeworthyness. Can the cunts amongst you not just start a facebook group, msn chat or somewhere on the net where the remainder of the site don't log out after moments, complain or simply don't return. Ugly birds will be able to pull squaddies anywhere, they fill themselves up with beer and fuck a bucket of mud, you've no need to infect the place with you attempts at banter.

Ask yourselves why there are next to no serving soldiers in there, apart from the odd six week served gobshites who will learn. Dale doesn't count.

Please spare us the yeah but no but yeah but no but, your a cunt and a shouty angry man responses, its a formula thats worked since the sites inception.