View Poll Results: What to do with these cnuts?

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  • Leave them alone. It's theirs to do with as they wish.

    13 28.89%
  • Force them to move to Surrey and live in a mansion.

    6 13.33%
  • Revoke their winnings and put it back in the pot.

    12 26.67%
  • ... and then shoot them.

    14 31.11%
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Discuss Lottery Winners at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I rarely play the Lotto but if I won £4 Million, I'd hire a crack ...
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    Senior Member the_matelot's Avatar
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    I rarely play the Lotto but if I won £4 Million, I'd hire a crack team of mercenaries to hunt down and kill Chubb.

    I'd then spent the remaining 3.999 million on Thai and Kirghistani whores in Dubai.
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    I don't play it alot but if i won a big amount e.g 7 Million. I would sort myself out with a house and car maybe get some where aboard as well. Sort my family members out with money matters etc... Give 500k to Help For Heroes and another 500k to some other charity.


    Oh Ms. Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head.

    Eat those dots you naughty naughty girl!!

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    Senior Member ancienturion's Avatar
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    If I won £7 million I would share it with Mrs anc, my children, my friends, my shooting club, and charities.













    The other £699,900 I would spend on myself.
    No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    I think the ones who win and do phuck all about it must lack the courage to try something new, or are just witless! Are comfort zones that addictive? Is it me??

    If I win:
    1 Scrape self off ceiling
    2 Sort family
    3 Off to Bunny ranch for loads of top shagging and the odd beer
    4 Fly every different type of A/C I can get my hands on
    5 Waste the rest!
    Now Maitland! nows your time! They won't stand.

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    Senior Member slick's Avatar
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    I played it for a few weeks when it started, won a couple of tenners then nothing for a few weeks so I stopped. Ideally I`d like to find a winning ticket in the gutter, cash it in, buy a Hymer and tour Europe. If the Mrs got bored I`d park it up in a campsite, slip on the pack and wander the Normandy beaches, explore the local bars and pop back every couple of weeks to check if she was alright. :D

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    Re: Lottery Winners

    Quote Originally Posted by ancienturion
    If I won £7 million I would share it with Mrs anc, my children, my friends, my shooting club, and charities.













    The other £699,900 I would spend on myself.
    Stupid me didn't check to see if the keyboard worked properly!
    Meant to write:
    "The other £6,999,900 I would spend on myself."
    No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
    PETRONIUS AD 66

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    Senior Member slick's Avatar
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    Re: Lottery Winners

    Thought you were being over generous :D

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