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    Tattoos and the Army

    http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/te...4229-20935365/
    What are the rules on tattoos, this was in my local evening paper tonight,at a time when recruiting is so low why are men who wish to return to service being refused????
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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    It would appear the tatoo isnt the only reason, he's left twice

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Because he's got a great big minging tat on his neck......

    If he new re-enlisting was a possibility, he knew the rules and knew that by getting it done there was no chance of re-joining.

    I think its covered under the 5th commandment of 'Thou shalt not be a daft cnut'
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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    His isn't as bad as some of the recruits i have met, some have 50+ tattoos

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Bloke turned up to join up same time as me - tattoos everywhere, those horrible 'tunnel' type things in his ears, nose piercing...

    Didn't see him again!
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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by Suited_And_Booted
    His isn't as bad as some of the recruits i have met, some have 50+ tattoos
    Was it fun counting them?

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    I met an MPGS chap recently who is re-engaging in the navy. He is having to have the Tatoo wedding ring removed (It is usually unseen because its under his wedding ring) I know there are rules but there should also be intelligent application of them.
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    And I must face the men I slew.
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    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    What if they're discreet and stylish like this beauty...

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    What's the big deal, it's only a tatoo.

    When I walk down the street with my chick people just look away.
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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    I think he/she/it might be turned away from an AFCO too...
    The Five Most Dangerous Things In The Army:

    A Private saying, "I learned this in boot camp..."
    A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
    A 2nd Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
    A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
    A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this shit..."

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by PM-88
    I think he/she/it might be turned away from an AFCO too...
    Because of the unnatural colour of hair?
    I've only ever been wrong once and thats when I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by PM-88
    I think he/she/it might be turned away from an AFCO too...
    Because of the unnatural colour of hair?
    Colour blind for trade.

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
    Quote Originally Posted by PM-88
    I think he/she/it might be turned away from an AFCO too...
    Because of the unnatural colour of hair?
    Precisely! :D
    The Five Most Dangerous Things In The Army:

    A Private saying, "I learned this in boot camp..."
    A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
    A 2nd Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
    A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
    A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this shit..."

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by Spank-it
    What's the big deal, it's only a tatoo.

    When I walk down the street with my chick people just look away.
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    Should be fine in the Royal Signals, would certainly aid in signal enhancement, if that is still a concern these days. :D :D

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    Re: Tattoos and the Army

    Quote Originally Posted by polar69
    It would appear the tatoo isnt the only reason, he's left twice
    That just may be his problem. They've spent enough of the tax payers money on him already. Leaving once and realising that civvy street isn't for you is something many soldiers do, but to do it twice? And the old 'I want to fight for my country' routine is a bit played out now.

    'I left for a girl'? Well, that'll be the level of his commitment to an Army career will it? What happens the next he becomes an emotional wreck?

    If he thinks that laser surgery will be a five minute job for a tattoo like that, he's sadly mistaken. It would take over a year to shift that. It'll cost him as well, unless of course he expects the tax payer to foot the bill through the NHS.

    F*cking nugget getting a tattoo that size anyway.

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