What was the deal with charging £4 for a nasty? £7.50 for fish & Chips! and even worse.........£3.50 for a pint of warm lager in a not a plastic cup! p!ss taking at its worst.

Originally Posted by eight_ace

What was the deal with charging £4 for a nasty? £7.50 for fish & Chips! and even worse.........£3.50 for a pint of warm lager in a not a plastic cup! p!ss taking at its worst.

Dry your eyes Princess.

Originally Posted by 105AVRE

i love pies...but i prefer these.....mmmmm

No link, thicky.

I bet you eat quiche.

I was behind that bloke in the pink skirt, going up the spirally bit. He is about 6'3" tall.

The poor lump had continual problems with his footwaer as he had to keep bending down to adjust them.
Commando, in every sense methinks.

Dale surprised me; I did not know thw Army had any flids, but she does look very much like Marilyn Munro albeit with flippers.

Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo

I was behind that bloke in the pink skirt, going up the spirally bit. He is about 6'3" tall.

The poor lump had continual problems with his footwaer as he had to keep bending down to adjust them.
Commando, in every sense methinks.

Dale surprised me; I did not know thw Army had any flids, but she does look very much like Marilyn Munro albeit with flippers.

Bite me.

Too full of your leftover pies.

I have no pride.

Old man you had a hard paperround.

Bored now.

Bring it on tubby.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Originally Posted by 5.56short

You have no fecking idea how jealous I am.

The closest I got to any form of sport yesterday was watching some sort of 5-a-side netball game played by giants in baggy shorts on AFN surrounded by inbred, ill-educated whoopers (Americans).

And the closest to beer was some wierd blue Gatorade.

Oh well, should be home in time for the cricket season to start. On second thoughts....

Trust me sweetcheeks, you don't want to be living in my head at the moment. You have no reason to be jealous. Oh, and blue Gatorade makes me want to barf.

"Sweetcheeks" WTF? That's a first... Anyway, do a bored, dusty, overheated, sunburned sort of chap a favour and regail some more dits about the event of the season. Last time I was home for Army/Navy Scooby Doo and Superman were prevented from "helping out" on the touchline by the fun police, which was a shame as it was the most promising bit of the game. Which I remember as I had Mini5.56short with me (bless her, she so enjoyed the "streaker in the well endowed bodystocking" the year before, when the RM won). I have since been advised that taking your kids to the Army/RM game is to be discouraged.

By Social Services...

Dits please, it is your moral and civic duty.

BTW the geezer in the pink Britney kit had better be an RM Rupert.


Edited due to sunstroke-induced mongness

Was it a Hodden Grey kilt? (ie a single colour looking a bit pinkish)

I don't really mind the women who look under - but I always wonder why blokes would want to look!

Glad that you enjoyed our performance but just one point - there is no Kneller Hall Staff Band. It was the AGC Band and we would be delighted to perform at the main match next year.