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22-04-2008, 15:47 #1Junior Member
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Oh dear God no!
And behold...
Story here, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
Goes off to boil his eyes.
"By the impending kicking of my plums, something wicked this way comes."
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22-04-2008, 15:48 #2Senior Member
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Vile...
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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22-04-2008, 15:53 #3Senior Member
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Shouldn't this be in the "Women who you fancy but shouldn't" thread?
Or is it just me?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
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22-04-2008, 15:53 #4Senior Member
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God I wish someone would shoot that ugly, deformed, annying bitch and save us all.
If my sense of humour annoys you, please tell me..So I can LAUGH AT YOU!!
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22-04-2008, 15:55 #5Senior Member
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You would have thought that they would have at least borrowed a decent single tail rather than using some nasty piece of crap picked up in a Marakesh market!
“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.” - Winston Churchill.
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
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22-04-2008, 16:10 #6
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I'm not much into celebrity spotting but WTF is that?
The only reason I would go down on that is to eat the rather appetising food it's stood on
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; Im having that.
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22-04-2008, 16:11 #7Senior Member
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ehm, guilty as charged.
Originally Posted by Augustus
“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.” - Winston Churchill.
Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
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22-04-2008, 16:13 #8Junior Member
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Shes complete filth, what with the “please poo in this Tupperware box so I can sniff it” (purely in the name of science) section of her program.
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22-04-2008, 16:19 #9Senior Member
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I don't know whether to bleach my eyes or sandblast them now.
The Territorial soldier is twice the citizen; punching above their weight
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22-04-2008, 16:41 #10Senior Member
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Well, yes to all the above, but then....would you?, I might Just be tempted, might just be!!!
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22-04-2008, 16:44 #11Senior Member
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Only if she let me kick her backdoors in? The we can examine her poo!
The only thing that keeps me from realising my full potential is the depressing awareness that it probably wouldn't take much time or effort...
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22-04-2008, 16:54 #12Senior Member
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If she's the poster girl for healthy living, mines an 18 inch deep pan with doner meat and pork scratching on top. She's got the same 'swede to body' ration as a Corinthian figure.
In the words of Steve Jones 'What a fackin' rotter'
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22-04-2008, 17:13 #13Senior Member
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Lets be honest, after afew pints you would wouldn't you :P
Vp
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22-04-2008, 17:14 #14Member
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Which political party is she the Chief Whip of? :confused:
.....I can smell donkey shit..... 'old on, it's coming from my direction!
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22-04-2008, 17:19 #15Senior Member
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The Emperor says "Yes, you will, she will be even more beautiful in the morning"
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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