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**Von1Papen** · 22-04-2008, 23:45

Well i might bag her head first, then do the dead.. ahem deed...

Vp

**PassingBells** · 23-04-2008, 00:15

Originally Posted by brucewillis

...
Is that Passing Bells?

I AM NOT BLONDE!!!

**joey_deacons_lad** · 23-04-2008, 13:10

Maybe if i was in the mood for experimenting with scat

**salforddude** · 23-04-2008, 13:17

Cant see what your problems are. That pile pile of food maybe a bit slippy at first,but knock it to one side and theres a tasty snack for afters,and if its a bit greasy,theres your lube. Are you lot getting choosy in your dotages?
Its a bint. In a PVC catsuit(tight blue latex would be better,but its a start). Older birds are very willing you know,grateful too,would probably make you a proper breakfast after so you wouldnt after scrabble through the pile

**dragknuckle** · 23-04-2008, 14:07

Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause

Originally Posted by Von1Papen

I would.

you sick, disgusting, perverted........

I would too

Vp

just because you two would doesn't make it right.

Getting fussy in your old age mate

**jamboking** · 23-04-2008, 14:13

yep me to am afraid

**a_nony_mouse** · 23-04-2008, 14:21

Originally Posted by buttonsin3s

The Emperor says "Yes, you will, she will be even more beautiful in the morning"

Er... no

**Cuddles** · 23-04-2008, 16:21

Yes...yes..you are right. Of course we all would. I personally would then carve a swastika into her chest and leave her in the third layby after the A465/A40 junction going north...wrapped in a carpet. Scorched.

**salforddude** · 23-04-2008, 17:19

Originally Posted by a_nony_mouse

Originally Posted by buttonsin3s

The Emperor says "Yes, you will, she will be even more beautiful in the morning"

Er... no

But look at the contents of that fridge!
All ive got is a spud,an onion,some cheese and half a slab of Coopers
Shes got to be do-able for the promise of food after

**rickshaw-major** · 23-04-2008, 17:32

Originally Posted by salforddude

Originally Posted by a_nony_mouse

Originally Posted by buttonsin3s

The Emperor says "Yes, you will, she will be even more beautiful in the morning"

Er... no

But look at the contents of that fridge!
All ive got is a spud,an onion,some cheese and half a slab of CoopersShes got to be do-able for the promise of food after

Classy barstad :D

There is no point in arguing - I would do her - for ALL of the reasons previously stated by the YES (Real Men!) Camp.