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18-04-2008, 08:31 #1Senior Member
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Not jailbait any more.......
Rejoice all middle-aged and older pervs, Hermione from those shite Harry films is now 18 and therefore officially no longer jailbait!
All can now feel absolved of any minor twinges of guilt for thinking, 'I'm old enough to be her [insert relative here]' 'cos who cares!!
It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
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18-04-2008, 08:35 #2Senior Member
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And she comes into her money. Somewhere in the region of £10.5 million. That's a very nice region. I could be persuaded to be her "guardian".
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18-04-2008, 08:36 #3Senior Member
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Aren't you two years too late with this thread?
She's been 'legal' since she's been 16 or do you only want to buy her a dry sherry in your local..... ?
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18-04-2008, 08:37 #4Senior Member
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Surely that means she hasn't been jailbait for 2 years?
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18-04-2008, 08:39 #5Senior Member
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Jesus. When did she stop being ginger? Or is she an Airplane Blonde?
If so, for £10m I'd spring for a Brazilian wax I suppose. Anybody got her home address? Rapture awaits the dear thing.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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£10 million. Yeah, I probably would. Just as a favour, you understand. Induct her into womanhood, that sort of thing.
We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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18-04-2008, 09:42 #7Senior Member
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I come cheap - I'd do it for free :D
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18-04-2008, 09:48 #8Senior Member
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Indeed he is late...not that i've been keeping an eye on her "development," or anything... Originally Posted by Airfix
And cheapseats, you can't go round "doing things," for free. It's only fair and right that she pay for your educationary services. Even if its just a pair of knickers you can sniff when you're having "quiet time."
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18-04-2008, 09:50 #9Senior Member
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Had an italian lunch 2 tables from her, in knightsbridge just before crimbo, with me bro in-law and niece, she was great and had a picture taken with the niece and a nice chat, me? I had an embarrasing bulge and a slight dribble
do you think : a. she (Hermione) noticed? she did smile at me in that knowing way, or b. Do you think it was the sight of my excited young niece (16) very pretty, getting rather large in the bra dept, sitting VERY close to her idol? was this wrong of me? 
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18-04-2008, 09:59 #10Senior Member
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Okay fellow ARRSErs, points taken on board, maybe i'm a bit late with the jailbait thingy so the tread title should now maybe read - 'Not jailbait any more and has access to flippin' great wadges of cash' - better?
Anyways, better than another KevB thread, and I liked the photo
It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
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Don't speak too soon, someone will post a picture of her and a shamrock and demand she gets kicked off the site. Originally Posted by REgards
Anyways, better than another KevB thread, and I liked the photoWe need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
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18-04-2008, 10:21 #12Senior Member
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Just as long as she gets kicked in my direction...
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18-04-2008, 10:29 #13Senior Member
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Unless she's wearing nothing but the shamrock... Originally Posted by smartascarrots
Don't speak too soon, someone will post a picture of her and a shamrock and demand she gets kicked off the site. Originally Posted by REgards
Anyways, better than another KevB thread, and I liked the photoThe above post is not intended as official communication from HMRC and in no way reflects the opinions of that organisation. In fact, it probably doesn't reflect the opinions of the poster and certainly won't have been properly thought through.
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18-04-2008, 10:33 #14Senior Member
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Don't know about hermonie, but Harry's looking a bit buff lately! I certainly wouldn't say no!
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18-04-2008, 10:35 #15Senior Member
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Get that phot off my thread CTH - totally disrupted my daydreams!
It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?
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