Not jailbait any more.......

**blue-sophist** · 26-08-2008, 12:14

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.

I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple

So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?

**The_Cad** · 26-08-2008, 12:17

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.

I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple

So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?

Far too busy being a backing singer in The Glitter Band!

**joey_deacons_lad** · 26-08-2008, 12:22

Since i converted to jailbait i have saved a fortune on gaffer tape and quicklime but i am putting on weight as i dont get as much exercise with a shovel as before.

Oh well all lifes a compromise

**Taffnp** · 26-08-2008, 16:43

I suppose you don't have to pick hairs out of yor teeth

**smartascarrots** · 26-08-2008, 17:55

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

Never been to Wester Hailes, then?

**PoisonDwarf** · 26-08-2008, 18:13

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

Never been to Wester Hailes, then?

Ah, the Hailes Hotel, rough as a badger's arse.

**crabnomore** · 26-08-2008, 23:58

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

Never been to Wester Hailes, then?

Or Dundee.
Walking round the middle of town and all the lasses pushing prams look to be about 10 or 12.

**FrankCastle** · 27-08-2008, 00:11

Originally Posted by smartascarrots

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

Never been to Wester Hailes, then?

"Mummy, are you're hands so soft because you use Fairy Liquid?"

"Nah, it's 'cause I'm fcukin' 12 years old..."

**FrankCastle** · 27-08-2008, 00:14

Originally Posted by Taffnp

Originally Posted by REgards

Rejoice all middle-aged and older pervs, Hermione from those shite Harry films is now 18 and therefore officially no longer jailbait!

All can now feel absolved of any minor twinges of guilt for thinking, 'I'm old enough to be her [insert relative here]' 'cos who cares!!

Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14

Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.

**stinkypants** · 03-09-2008, 18:29

Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14
Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.

oh yeah, she can rusty trombone me any day!

**Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb** · 03-09-2008, 18:54

hot and steamy, how i would love to be the plug!!

**DigitalGeek** · 03-09-2008, 18:55

Yup!

**blue-sophist** · 03-09-2008, 19:09

The feeling I get about her [NO, NOT THAT ONE

] is that she has become painfully impressed by herself.

Sadly, she lacks the maturity to understand that she's today's "tottie" and tomorrow's nobody. I'd bet a few quid in the Begging Bowl that in 5 years' time most people will be saying "Who?"

I bet you Â£10 she'd expect me to take her for a decent dinner before letting me sh@g her, for a start.

**veritas** · 04-09-2008, 11:49

Shes always had a quid on herself.

I remember seeing an interview with her when the first film came out. I thought she was a good actress, portraying Hermione's precociousness and being a know it all. Turns out she wasnt acting and she really is a smug know it all.

If I were you, wait till the Harry Potter films have finished and her career is over, she might not be so upperty.