Not jailbait any more.......

**Mitchthebar** · 29-04-2008, 16:54

Perhaps it's just me, but she looks far too young to get anything stirring in my ancient loins. It doesn't seem right, she only looks about ten years old in that picture.

Maybe I'm getting too old, but still, it seems wrong.

**Rocketeer** · 29-04-2008, 23:38

One has to wonder what Daddy Billy Ray was thinking, what her manager and agent were thinking, what anyone responsible for shepperding Miley along at Disney, always concerned with the " Family Image ", when Vanity Fair approached them for a photoshhot and proposed that Annie Liebowitz do the photties...

If some anonymous guy from Eastern Europe had stuck shots of his daughter on the weeb that looked like that, there would be universal condemnation of him for ' child exploitation ' since she is still technically a minor at 15...

The image of sleezy folk telling Miley to go and do this 'cause it will be good for her career' whilst twirlling their waxed moustachios comes to mind..

disturbing, especially since I didn't think of it first...

**sircowarddecustard** · 30-04-2008, 20:12

dressed like that i would

**sircowarddecustard** · 30-04-2008, 20:14

Originally Posted by JPALegend

Whereas you expect Stephanie from Lazytown is younger than Hannah and wouldn't touch with barge poll (played byJulianna Rose Mauriello 16 (born May 26, 1991))

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i would

**SixBadges** · 24-08-2008, 17:44

Here is a countdown clock

**Taffnp** · 24-08-2008, 18:13

Originally Posted by REgards

Rejoice all middle-aged and older pervs, Hermione from those shite Harry films is now 18 and therefore officially no longer jailbait!

All can now feel absolved of any minor twinges of guilt for thinking, 'I'm old enough to be her [insert relative here]' 'cos who cares!!

Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14

**BiscuitsAB** · 24-08-2008, 18:27

Sorry I must be confused why the fcuk is everyone blathering about these girls being jail bait? the only one that is under uk law is the silly little girl who threw away her disney contract. as for the other wtf is that thing in the pink wig? and as for wass her face from the potter movies im sure she a lovely lass but for fcuk sake even though shes 18 she still looks about 12!

**Taffnp** · 24-08-2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by Mitchthebar

Perhaps it's just me, but she looks far too young to get anything stirring in my ancient loins. It doesn't seem right, she only looks about ten years old in that picture.

Maybe I'm getting too old, but still, it seems wrong.

Wait till Gary Glitter joins

**blue-sophist** · 24-08-2008, 18:54

Whilst certain gentlemen are considering possible *activities* it would be wise to just check whereitslegalwhen.com

It's amazing when you consider most States of the USA won't let them drink alcohol until 21 ... does Rohyponol count?

**cuckingfunt** · 24-08-2008, 19:05

If you cant wait for Stephanie you might like THIS.

or not!

**PoisonDwarf** · 26-08-2008, 00:27

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Whilst certain gentlemen are considering possible *activities* it would be wise to just check whereitslegalwhen.com

It's amazing when you consider most States of the USA won't let them drink alcohol until 21 ... does Rohyponol count?

But you can drive a car to school at about 10.

**chocolate_frog** · 26-08-2008, 05:06

Jailbait? The passport says no, but everyone else (including the Chinese now) says yes.

He Kexin. Possibley 14 and 24 months, possibley not.

But she IS a Gold winning Gymnast!!!

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 26-08-2008, 11:51

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

**The_Cad** · 26-08-2008, 11:58

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?

Yes but their smaller bodies do make you appear well endowed.

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 26-08-2008, 12:05

Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.

I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple