Not jailbait any more.......

**smartascarrots** · 23-04-2008, 15:45

Originally Posted by SixBadges

According to her Wikipedia entry, Rebecca Ryan was born on April 27 1991. Happy Birthday Becky.

WHAT?!! You're telling me there are beddable females - legally beddable females - born after the Gulf War?

<Wanders off weeping softly>

**callum13** · 23-04-2008, 15:46

What a thread! I would all of them, definetly that lazy town lass, and hermione, and and and...GREAT!

**Rocketeer** · 23-04-2008, 15:51

while still technically ' jailbait' Miley Cyrus has ' potential ' and the wait is only three years..

in the meantime, she is making it easy to develop a ' relationship' [ i.e. ' chat up lines] with respect to her ' interests'..as she has signed a deal to write her ' biography ' of her life -so far -.. can't wait to read about the anguish she suffered during potty training and the day she got her first manicure and grown up shoes...

'life story' at 15...another indication the apocolypse is upon us.

still, wouldn't turn down a tumble...

**Biped** · 23-04-2008, 16:02

WTF is with those strappy knickers?!?!? Was she wearing her S&M getup for after (or during) the party?!?!?!

**FatBoyGeorge** · 23-04-2008, 16:14

Originally Posted by Biped

WTF is with those strappy knickers?!?!? Was she wearing her S&M getup for after (or during) the party?!?!?!

By the look of the spunk dribbling down the inside of her left thigh (look closely), it was for during the "party."

**Stokey** · 23-04-2008, 16:20

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

'life story' at 15...another indication the apocolypse is upon us.

Nah, it's just an indication of the fickle celebrity culture. They have to do the books now because in x years time they will likely be forgotten/lost in rehab/dead.

**crabtastic** · 23-04-2008, 17:46

Hate to break it to you, Belano, but this one:

is already 6 months up the spout.

**Sarge_Knows_Best** · 23-04-2008, 17:53

hey that k she still good for a little while AND has hands and a mouth

**Mitchthebar** · 24-04-2008, 09:06

Originally Posted by Sarge_Knows_Best

hey that k she still good for a little while AND has hands and a mouth

What about her back entrance, that's also still available, or are you prudish?

**Rocketeer** · 26-04-2008, 14:35

Jailbait or not, here's an ' incentive' for wooing and doing Miley Cyrus..

She made [ that is, her ' personal' take ] $ 17.5 million from the box office of her last ' tour.. [ got to wonder what the ' handlers and powers that be took in ]...

this figure, of course, doesn't include her cut of the ' clothing and accessories lines, the playsets, action figures and other spin off commodities flogged to the 'tweensets worldwide who are fans of Hanna Montana and other tottywhores trotted out and marketed by the ' family-friendly ' DisneyCorp...

**Legallybald** · 26-04-2008, 21:32

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Jailbait or not, here's an ' incentive' for wooing and doing Miley Cyrus..

She made [ that is, her ' personal' take ] $ 17.5 million from the box office of her last ' tour.. [ got to wonder what the ' handlers and powers that be took in ]...

this figure, of course, doesn't include her cut of the ' clothing and accessories lines, the playsets, action figures and other spin off commodities flogged to the 'tweensets worldwide who are fans of Hanna Montana and other tottywhores trotted out and marketed by the ' family-friendly ' DisneyCorp...

you sound bitter?

**Rocketeer** · 27-04-2008, 05:33

Bitter?, Moi?

Why I'm just dying to read her biography..which she is penning after getting a 7 figure advance for her memoirs..

FFS! She's 15.. what memorable experiences could she have had.. oh, the anguish of potty training? The joy of her first limo ride? The days of indecision over what overpriced bit of trendygrab to slap down her platinum card to get?

bitter, no... just miffed they didn't ask me to ' ghostwrite' her life so far which, of course would entail hours of personal interviews to hear her thoughts and feelings and to get into her' persona' so that I could write effectively in ' her own words'... etc. etc... for which she'd be ' greatful 'and which would see me collect a hefty fee for dipping my ladle in the gravy train....so to speak...

**merchantman** · 29-04-2008, 10:40

Originally Posted by suits_U

Thinking about it, I only have to wait till the end of the year before I can stop feeling guilty about having impure thoughts about Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Shes 16 in November apparently

Can you wait that long?

**Harry_Monk** · 29-04-2008, 12:47

Most annoying, I will have to find someone else to stroke my spasm cannon over now!! Nothing ever lasts.

**roguetrooper1981** · 29-04-2008, 16:28

Does nobody else think that these new 'outrageously explicit' shots of Miley actually make her look LESS attractive than she does in the flesh?

She looks like Linda Blair off The Exorcist IMHO, as opposed to quite easy on the eye in every other picture I've ever seen.