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Originally Posted by Wishful_Thinking

Originally Posted by Chuzu

Originally Posted by BanjoBill

Marketing for fat, bald headed toothless blokes... next it'll be women prefer small c0cks - no foreplay and a shag to last no more than 35 seconds.... oh and they all want three in a bed with their ugly bloke and Kylie.

Best phone my trick again...

yeh but not even women can refuse kylie

Kylie - nah not for me. I'm more of a Jodie Foster sort of girl

FFS STOP! - I can't take this... the door's come of the hinges!!!

Originally Posted by justjane07

The only soap I do is in the bath .....

:D where's the soap.

Doesn't it?

Must be true though

i don't give a damn about the way a guy looks
but what really worries me is the reason those women gave

Most preferred a sense of humour or financial and career success.

the first one is fine with me - the rest just sounds ... coolly calculating

Originally Posted by BanjoBill

Originally Posted by Wishful_Thinking

Originally Posted by Chuzu

Originally Posted by BanjoBill

Marketing for fat, bald headed toothless blokes... next it'll be women prefer small c0cks - no foreplay and a shag to last no more than 35 seconds.... oh and they all want three in a bed with their ugly bloke and Kylie.

Best phone my trick again...

yeh but not even women can refuse kylie

Kylie - nah not for me. I'm more of a Jodie Foster sort of girl

FFS STOP! - I can't take this... the door's come of the hinges!!!

Sorry Bill, couldn't help it. She is gorgeous! And I don't consider myself bi sexual in any way, shape or form. But for her, I think I might! The only thing I find confusing is that I don't normally go for blondes

[quote="Wishful_Thinking"]

Selena has dated her fair share of hunks, but has given up on gorgeous guys because they’re dull ? both in and out of bed.

'I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks,’ she says. ?I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks.

Now I'm with her on the baldness, or at least very short hair, side of things on a guy. It is very attractive. I even don't mind the podgy bit that she mentioned in the article. Piercings - hell yes!

But no teeth!!!! WTF!!! No way. Guys got to have good teeth - all his
own too....


Can't believe shes for real .... I mean what man would want to wake up besides an ugly old troll? Imagine big fat munter, pock mark face, no teeth .... none that I know of! I can cope with the podgy bit, bald doesn't do it for me .... short hair (no probs) Mr JJ has hair cut every few weeks! If ever I woke up next to a someone who Selina describes has her ideal type, I'd think I was still asleep and in the middle of a raving nightmare, mind you I suppose the only advantage is, and I quote (Selinas words not mine) Ugly men try harder in bed!!!

Originally Posted by once_a_maverick

Originally Posted by justjane07

The only soap I do is in the bath .....

:D where's the soap.

Doesn't it?

I'm sitting on it ....

Ugly men try harder in bed!!!

Don't guys say that about ugly/fat women too.
Sounds like we are all as bad as each other!